I was going to tell you about my recent sighting of Jesus in my little town... but I was too tired.
I'm still really tired. Tuesday and Wednesday nights I got about four hours of sleep each night. So... I might have to keep this short and sweet. (FYI: My mom's doing well after her surgery.)
Last week the Angsty Teen played in the pep band... for a wrestling meet... Yeah, for a wrestling meet! Based on all view the boys in their
|Pep bands make sporting events more fun!|
As we were walking out... I saw JESUS!
No, not the boy in the Angsty Teen's grade. I saw our town's second immaculately conceived child. No joke.
A few years ago a lady that works in one of the liquor stores here told me her daughter who was just out of high school was pregnant... and with a straight face... she told me that the girl and her boyfriend had never had sex.
I started laughing because I thought she was joking. Apparently she wasn't joking. They had a baby. Then they got married and now I think they are finally having sex.
Well, about a year and a half ago... we had another immaculate conception in town. This time the parents of the impregnated one were also telling everyone that their daughter (who graduated a year ahead of Kati and so she had already been out of high school for 3 1/2 years) and her boyfriend never had sex...
Apparently, they were "kissing and he got too excited and she was wearing really loose gym shorts." True story. Well, I mean that is what they were telling people... but I don't think that could be a true story! I believe the kissing and getting excited part... and the really loose gym shorts... but...
And as we were leaving the wrestling match I saw the new young mom and the boyfriend with the baby. Fortunately, my brain engaged before my mouth could holler out, "It's JESUS!"
Do I believe there was a vigin birth? Yep, a long time ago.
Do I believe it happens today? Haha. Yeah, right. Is that a serious question? I think the greater questions is "Do I believe they found three wise men?"