(One day, a while ago, the Angsty Teen had a substitute teacher and the teacher was taking attendance... "Is Jesus here?" she asked. "He died," Hey-Seuess said. I told the Angsty Teen that she should have said, "He didn't stay dead, though... He rose again!" But... she didn't say anything.)
Do lots of people see Jesus? I remember teaching a Sunday school lesson to Kati's age group when she was in high school. It started with a great video about a kid making a grilled cheese sandwich... and Jesus was on the grilled bread. He tried to sell it online... and before he could ship it to the highest bidder, the kid's dad ate the Jesus sandwich... dang.
In 2006 an Ohio man claimed to see Jesus in his toast:
I can't see it... I'm missing it... I see a goldfish or a flower or something. Wait, maybe it's there... that is a weird looking Jesus... just sayin'.
Apparently it was later proven to be a hoax... you can read more about that here.
Then there was the guy from Texas who claimed to have found the face of Jesus etched in his frying pan:
|I see this one.|
You, yes... you, could actually make Jesus toast every single day! There is a Jesus Toaster for sale on Amazon for under $35... that would've been a great Christmas gift... for someone... We don't really eat much toast. And, I think I wouldn't be able to eat it if Jesus was on it.
|Order it here!|
This wasn't on bread... or on a pan... but I saw Jesus recently in my town...
Since I'm tired and my geriatric mother has surgery scheduled later today and I have to get up at 4:15 am... I'm going to bed and I will tell you about seeing Jesus another day...
Check back on Thursday.